To the Top

from Ladylike by Ryako

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Because @tyefighter made a joke on Twitter, then a court bot turned the conversation into a funny cartoon, so I made a song about it

lyrics

Where the male rappers at?
Said no one ever
Playin’ the system
You think you’re so clever
You took a casting couch
And made it a day bed
Who you convincin’
It’s a privilege to give head?

You think you’re status-earnin’
Listen, but you ain’t learnin’
You wonder why we’re talkin’ ‘bout you
‘Cause your ears are burnin’
You hoped we didn’t notice
You started sellin’ out
How many rim jobs did it take
Just to get clout?

I know how you got what you got
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
You think you’re special
But you’re really not
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
I know how you got what you got
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
You think you’re special
But you’re really not
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top

You wanted to get rich
By bein’ a little bitch
Fuck anything with a pulse
It’s how you got jock itch
Got doxycycline
For your raging cases of chlamydia
And burnin’ blisters on your face
By snackin’ on that labia

There’s no one left to blame
And now you feel the shame
Of trading in integrity
For just a taste of fame
We wanted to respect you
But now you’re just a joke
You’re eatin’ so much ass
You’re lucky that you haven’t choked

I know how you got what you got
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
You think you’re special
But you’re really not
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
I know how you got what you got
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
You think you’re special
But you’re really not
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top

Guard: Order in the court! Judge ‘Gina presiding!

Judge ‘Gina: You, sir, have been charged with 25 counts of eating too much pussy and 5 counts of eating too much ass. It is obvious to me, as well as to the people of this court, that you have engaged in these multiple sex acts in order to, and I quote, “get to the top”. Therefore, I find you guilty and sentence you to 11 years in prison. Lock him up!

I know how you got what you got
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
You think you’re special
But you’re really not
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
I know how you got what you got
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top
You think you’re special
But you’re really not
Eatin’ pussy all the way to the top

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from Ladylike, released February 3, 2023

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Ryako Bruges, Belgium

Ryako is a Filipino-American-Belgian who has lived on three continents, but has settled in Brugge, Belgium. She is a massive geek and loves cats. She writes, produces, performs, and records all her own stuff and enjoys playing with genres. Coffee is her fuel of choice. Mr. Bootsock, the double-faced cat, is her spirit animal. ... more

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