I get so hot by a man in uniform
Can't help but make me warm
Cheeks go blushin', blood starts rushin'
Every time I see that form
Slick hair, slick style
Oh my god, I think he smiled
With four pips on the collar
That captain drives me wild

Pre-chorus:
Get out your phasers and set them all to stunning
Love dem boys from Starfleet
Set my heartbeat running
Get out your tricorders
You're so fine it hurts me
Transport me to Sickbay
I just might need surgery

Chorus:
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red

Love dem big ships, Galaxy class
Make me wanna shake my ass
Quarter impulse, warp drive
Baby, make me come alive
Stop me, I wanna cling on
To this Klingon with that metal thing on (Qapla'!)
Sing battle songs, drink bloodwine
Then we gonna get it on

Pre-chorus:
Get out your phasers and set them all to stunning
Love dem boys from Starfleet
Set my heartbeat running
Get out your tricorders
You're so fine it hurts me
Transport me to Sickbay
I just might need surgery

Chorus:
(engage)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red (red alert)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red (make it so)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red (resistance is futile)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red

I'll let you boldly go where ya never been before
I'll shut my systems down, let you see my warp core
Don't need a universal translator to understand, player
I just wanna get down on a Holodeck floor

Pre-chorus:
Get out your phasers and set them all to stunning
Love dem boys from Starfleet
Set my heartbeat running
Get out your tricorders
You're so fine it hurts me
Transport me to Sickbay
I just might need surgery

Chorus:
(engage)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red (red alert)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red (make it so)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red (resistance is futile)
I like dem boys in the black and the blue
In the black and the gold
In the black and the red

I need some tea, earl grey, hot