I can say that I made mistakes
That I wasn’t too smart
That I picked the wrong date
Then
Trouble seemed to come my way
But it wasn’t my plan
It wasn’t my day
When
You decided to give up on us
To abandon us
Betraying my trust
How could this girl ever believe
She was a woman deserving of love?

Time slowed
I was feeling too low
Get back on the horse again
Put on a show
Just when I thought it was over, it wasn’t
Keanu happened to darken my door
He lost a puppy
But then he found me
Who knew I could be
So freaking happy?
So unexpectedly
He could take care of me
Believe in destiny
‘Cause it was meant to be

Good god!
Where the hell have you been all my life, baby?
Good god!
Don’t you know you drive me crazy?

CHORUS:
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
And I know that this is true love
He’s a cold killer with a big heart
And he’s everything that I dreamed of
‘Cause John Wick is boyfriend
And I probably don’t need to tell you
That if you ever try to mess with me
Well, my boyfriend’s gonna kill you
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend

I love a man
Dressed all in black
Driving a Mustang
No Cadillac
He got dat pretty hair
He got dem tatts
Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat

And when he kisses me
I kiss him back
So hard it hurts
A heart attack
I rip his shirt off
It’s worth the payoff
He got dat body
He got dat six pack

Makes me wet
And I must confess
He’s a sacrament
When he gets undressed
And I feel so blessed
And there’s no more stress
When he gets me hot
With every caress
He’s a born lover
Discover
My weakness
Uncover
He is a miracle
He thinks I’m beautiful
Gives me a fever
And now I’m incurable

Good god!
Where the hell have you been all my life, baby?
Good god!
Don’t you know you drive me crazy?

CHORUS:
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
And I know that this is true love
He’s a cold killer with a big heart
And he’s everything that I dreamed of
‘Cause John Wick is boyfriend
And I probably don’t need to tell you
That if you ever try to mess with me
Well, my boyfriend’s gonna kill you
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend

BRIDGE:
I’m so glad you left me all alone
Life is better now
Who could have known
That it would be Keanu
To replace you?
Upgraded
Dreams come true
You left me all alone
Life is better now
Who could have known?
Hope you die with your hand on your sad dick
While I’m making love to John Wick

CHORUS:
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
And I know that this is true love
He’s a cold killer with a big heart
And he’s everything that I dreamed of
‘Cause John Wick is boyfriend
And I probably don’t need to tell you
That if you ever try to mess with me
Well, my boyfriend’s gonna kill you
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
‘Cause John Wick is my boyfriend
Good god!
Good god!
Good god!